A Letter to the Guy Who Sits Behind Me at Every Sporting Event

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Hey, buddy.

It was good to see, er, hear you again last night! I noticed you were in the row behind me, to the right, last night at the baseball game. You were behind me and to the left at the basketball game, and you were directly behind me at the soccer game. I appreciate your consistency. You are always, always, always in the row directly behind me.